May 2013
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
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inbox:
what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs
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amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
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whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
shavingryansprivates:
im a stupid idiot and i regularly do things very wrong
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romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
smilingemoticon:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
whats a librarians favorite color
read
lordoftheinternet:
the true face of evil
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bealli62:
watchtheskytonight:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:
santaslittlehunters:
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
are we surprised?
I’M SOBBING
THIS WHOLE POST
laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.
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unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
kylobe:
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
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chronicallylate:
“dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home”
“how cute?”
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promo4homo:
privilegedblackgirl:
theyre looks so weird without the comma
they,re
Ah yes much better
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evilhasnever:
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
TOLD YOU GUYS, CUBONE MAKES (nearly) EVERYTHING BETTER
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
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rebeccacrane:
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
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Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
inbox:
looking for new music is a hassle
